Random Thoughts, the Sequel

At a former shop I told a girl I was dating I'd type something up for her, and she wrote an IOU for a hummer. We broke up before I cashed it in. Are those contracts binding?!

 

Would you want the teeth of a girl you broke up with that close to the X Factor?

 

You might be right, MM.

On another note, war correspondent Michael Ware's brogue is fun to listen to.

 

So, after my soccer game I was interviewing a coach and the team that was playing next was warming up.
I am writing on a notepad when I see something moving out of the corner of my and then suddenly, bam! A soccer ball drills me in the balls.
I promptly doubled over and look up to see two sets of girls soccer teams cackling hysterically before someone asked if I was OK. I told the coach next time she needs to warn me, and since she had just lost, she was a total jerk to me and told me it wasn't her problem.
So, guys, if doing an interview on the sidelines of a soccer game be sure to face away from the players warming up.
The more you know.

 

No offense to the ladies of SportsJournalists.com, but what a bunch of pussycats.

 

That's hilarious, especially if they did it on purpose ... ;D

 

I don't think it was on purpose, but you never know. I didn't know any of them, so it wouldn't seem like it was on purpose.

 

Murder, murder, MURDER

 

On the flipside, that had to be completely embarassing, to be rolling on the ground grabbing your nuts while a bunch of girls giggled at you ... reminds me of those dreams I had when I was hitting puberty ...

 

Redrum, redrum, REDRUM

 

I don't respect anyone who has ever performed or received oral sex.

 

Is this the Make Up Lies About Yourself thread?