Random Thoughts, the Sequel

I know this is random thoughts, but can we have some context so we can ridicule you appropriately?

 

I think it's a reference to the pot debate last night.

 

Ah yes. The six-page debate I inspired by saying I hadn't had a drink in a week and a half. That is one of my prouder moments.

 

That, the threesome thread and the poolboy threadjack are your shining moments on here.

 

Just doing my part.

 

Angola!'s soccer ball to the cojones reminds me of a hoops game I covered in Townshend one night. I'm under the basket taking photos and chicken-scratching p-b-p when a pass from the elbow comes screaming my way and wallops me in the lower belly. Packed house, and everyone starts laughing at me. Nothing like getting laughed at by 300 Vermont cocksuckers folks. But I kept my cool and tried to laugh it off with them. I did get a picture of the ball soaring toward me since I'd focused the camera on the cutter who was supposed to catch it.

 

Let's see it.

 

If only. I've taken half a million photos since then. Who knows where those negatives are. Yeah negatives. It was the dark ages of photography, 2000!

 

I am currently logged into SportsJournalists.com twice. I feel one step closer to the nexis of the universe.

 

I guess he said he had a nexis, what's next? You're heading to his car for some sex [/tweaking Tupac's lyrics]

 

Should I feel bad about all the oxygen I stole today?

 

Probably.