Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Dude, you listen to Coldplay. You've lost all music-mocking privileges.

 

You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay.

 

You know how I know you're gay? I just know. -- Name the movie.

 

Love the name, not a fan of the music. Haven't heard any of the new stuff, though.

 

Dude, you are a Cubs fan.

 

So are millions of other self-respecting men. Can't say the same about Coldplay.

 

It's at least in the thousands. Plus, you smoked pot so I don't have to care what you think.

 

Well-played, sir.

 

Man, watching soccer and not having to cover these final two games has caused me to go on a post-padding surge.

 

On to the bars for an hour or so.

 

If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away.

 

Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked.