Random Thoughts, the Sequel

So can I use you as a reference in four or five years when I give up on journalism and go to law school myself?

 

There's nothing like taking a moderately embarrassing prescription to the pharmacy and having a smoking hot chick serve you.

 

It's no worse than getting your birth control filled by a hot guy, who makes a comment about your husband at one point during the convo. Grrrrrrrrrr.

 

Clever, check your trade proposals, dammit!

 

You should have just said you're not married and you like to sleep around with unpresumptuous men and then turned and walked out.

 

Congrats. You'll be fine.

One of my favorite quotes is "You get 5 lawyers in a room, you'll get 6 opinions."

 

Has Mark Prior ever been healthy?

 

His mom smoked crack, siphoned gasoline and had sex with a guy who had a 17-inch penis when she was nine months pregnant with him, so no.

 

Where is this man with them um, (gulp), 17-incher?

 

Probably making some crazy bank somewhere as a porn star. Well, considering Prior is 25, he's probably retired.

 

Wow, Mark Prior is the same age as me. I wonder if it will always feel like professional athletes are older than me.

Edit: There are at least two grammatical errors in the above two sentences. What are they? (They weren't intentional.)

 

Me should be replaced with "I am" or "Mark Prior and I are the same age." and.... ditto in the second sentence.