Random Thoughts, the Sequel

i'm not a loser sxy, it's only 3:45 here.

 

According to my computer it is only 3:43, those two minutes will be big in the morning when I have to get up to watch JC softball.

 

You're splitting hairs there Tom. But that's OK. At least you're not Simon

 

To quote Tommy Boy:

God, you're sick.

 

i bet simon's been kicked in the nuts more times than he'd care to admit.

 

what does popeye do when he gets his nuts stuck together ? he sticks them in olive oil.

 

Holy shit. That was funny,.

 

He sticks his nuts in her? That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

 

i didn't make up the joke.

 

Well, I saw a video online once that had something like this and it looked very unpleasant. That is all.

 

i'm still attempting to get the physics of that act right in my head ... must be the LSD.

 

You don't want to know. I watched it while I was in Phoenix, that should set the alarm bells off as it is.