Random Thoughts, the Sequel

I'm not here to preach. I'm the new, hipper Christ. Gotta reach those young kids, you know. If I start acting like I know every verse, they'll be intimidated.

I'm thinking about rapping.

 

Then again, look what that did to that idiot Rove.

 

Since you're the new, hipper Christ, shouldn't this be your avatar?

 

Ah yes, Dad bless Kevin Smith.

 

OK, I think we can eliminate the possibility of Yawn being Christ.

 

i must say, i referred to him as gay jesus first.

 

Yawn as Christ ... HA! You just made me spit wine out of my nose onto my keyboard. I said he was a special one, but let's not get carried away. I've known prison guards more tolerant than him.

 

I just holed out from 185 yards on the 18th hole of the fourth round of a major to beat Vijay Singh by a stroke. I love Tiger Woods golf, though it makes me bitter about my own shitty golf game.

 

Not that I've ever been in prison. Be all see all, you know what I mean.

 

More intolerant: Yawn or Pontius Pilate?

 

who would question you, jebus?

 

Oh, Pontius wasn't intolerant. Just distracted and not all that smart. Didn't you see the Mel Gibson flick? Speaking of Mel Gibson, what a weirdo.