Random Thoughts, the Sequel

then cradle, weigh the benefits of both payoffs and choose one.

don't be a greedy fucker cradle. take the best choice and be happy. and, psssst, they do make more pussy.

 

Best choice... there's a best choice for at least several months and what could be longer, or a long-shot best choice for decades and decades. I'm a nice guy, so I probably go with B whether or not I think I'm psychic.

 

Jeebus, why do you ask the hard questions this late at night?

 

I'm guessing yes.

 

and the beauty of that choice is you get to test the premise that god did make other pussy. shit, some of it might even be lined with gold ... and if its not, well, shit, just ask 'em if they'll cough. that's good, too.

 

why does oz have the blue bird of cocksuckery as his avatar when it never was in the movie?

 

I love random player at 6:43 in the fn a.m.!

 

What is random player?

 

I hate that goddamnedbluebirdofcocksuckerywithallmyheart

 

It's Realplayer (real media player) set to shuffle the songs I've pirated over the years. Right now it's playing one my fave local musicians. It'll probably shuffle Slipknot or some random country song next.

 

is otis redding either A. a singer, B. black, C. morgan freedman, D. none of the above?

 

I'm enjoying one of my Kurt Vonnegut Jr. cigs right now. I just spit some tobacco out. Yes.