Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Define dirty.

 

It's hard to define, but if you'd seen some of the girls I've been with; with which I've been ... You know, the trashy whore you meet at the truck stop diner at 3:22 in the a.m. and end up knee-deep all up in it 24 and a half minutes later.

 

I'm not advocating anything but this thread needs to be locked. I don't like the way that it is going. It is an abomination.

 

Clever hitting someone with Sportschick is a funny thought. Would he swing her by the legs, or battering ram her head-first into the other person. The possibilities are endless.

 

Ah. How many times have you had syphillis?

 

An ad for the next Tyra show asked if it was possible to be gay part-time. Yeah, it's called being bisexual. :

 

None, so far. I flirt up those truck-stop babes, but don't take them home. Yet. I still hold out the hope of being a father.

 

I was thinking by the legs while she holds a brick or a hammer or something of that ilk.

 

Who says I am not planning to follow my own advice?

Jesus Christ.

If anyone should be sensitive to shooting the messenger, I would think it would be you.

Oh, and if you're saying I have running pissing matches, who are they with? I'm curious.

I'm guessing if you honestly answer that question, you'd come up with a name that is the handle you usually use on this board, one you used before your rebirth as Christ. So, spit it out. Tell me.

 

A sledge hammer would work quite nicely; although, it might be as tall as her.

 

The friends are really just telling me I can do much better than the girlfriends I've had. Not one of them have ever been accepted by those closest to me.

Clever, the thought is so damn funny I can't stop laughing. Sportschick'll love it when she reads it.

 

We just need to make sure she's strong enough to hold on to it. She'd be useless with dislocated shoulders.