Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Since my PK post on the NIABL board isn't eligible, I think this should win post of the year.

 

Did you hear about boots

He gave spump a good hump

Right in her dump.

 

Actually, I think most people on here are conducting themselves pretty fucking well.

Can you imagine what would happen if a group of people did this over on the NIAFL thread?

 

No way he reaches, unless Boots' cock is 26 inches long.

 

I just got the same PM from two different people. That's fabo.

 

Yeah it is opening day, but I'm nervous because Kazmir always pitches well against the Yankees.
Zeke, who are the Twins playing?

 

I, too, was thinking this ...

 

Trying to behave myself, but some people insist on being fng jerks.

 

Twins open with Baltimore in the homer dome.

Santana-Bedard, which is, until someone tells me different, the premiere pitching matchup of opening day.

 

I have Random Thoughts.

 

Someone on the local news just said "whoricane" instead of "hurricane". It made me giggle.

Ignore Tommy. Trust me. You'll feel better in the morning than if you let them get to you.

 

Maybe Santana will take a Carpenter and I'll get a W out of somebody.