Random Thoughts, the Sequel

How do you tell a nice, attractive female that you don't want to have sex with her? Nothing is wrong with her. You just have a feeling in your gut that it's more trouble than the four or five hours of pleasure you may spend with her. Any suggestions, without hurting her feelings?

 

I hadn't watched Tennessee this season. Just glimpsed the last few seconds; game has been on in the background. Sidney Spencer is cute.

 

The four-alarm spicy chicken sandwich at Wendy's isn't really all that spicy.

 

Good lord. Tenn. being in the championship is going to make my job difficult this week since I'm leaving for like 6 days Thursday night. I'm going to have to work my ass off the rest of the week.

 

Classic!

Thanks for the support, pup. But I feel like there should be some kind of penalty.

And no matchup that involves Hot Carl can truly be exciting. The Yankees just have to wait out Kazmir and then put up beer-league softball numbers against Tampa's pen.

 

Michael Barrett is going to be the best catcher this year. You all just wait and see.

 

Michael Barrett couldn't catch the clap from BigDog's girlfriend.

Sheeeeeeeiiitt.

 

She's no Brittany Jackson, who at one point, got her picture in the paper more than any athlete in the world where I once worked the desk.

 

You just wait and see Zeke. He will be the reason I beat you this season.

 

Good God, bring something better than that.

 

Where was that?

 

I think Johnny Dangerously is going to snap if people don't stop messing with him tonight.