Random Thoughts, the Sequel

That is pretty damn good.

 

21's here? Seriously, if you see what I said earlier about you, I was soooo kidding (and drunk).

 

A certain poster is soon to report that she sneezed and, shockingly, sharted at the same time. Details to come.

 

BigDog, a question about the shart.

Should it require a wipe, do you add that to the previous shit, or the next available shit?

 

If you can put anything more than a dime in your belly button, you've got problems deep.

 

I sneezed. After further review, no shart. Sorry to disappoint you all. More details to come in 22 minutes.

 

Would you rather read about BigDog's or Boom's (I can't remember which and I'm not checking) bowel movements?

 

I might pass out before then.

 

I'm sure we'll find out before 1am, because we're due for a slew of updates. My money says she air-dries the aforementioned shart, assuming it was less than 50 cc's of actual poopy fluid.

 

I posted it because this is the random thoughts thread and I can post whatever I want. I didn't start a new thread about it, so why do you care. The count is up to 15, though, in case you were wondering...

 

Now I understand why Flash stopped coming here.

 

i miss her