Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Pass me the water bottle.

 

That's just silly since everyone knows the flour goes behind the couch.

 

Hey, hungover people can be funny, in that "we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at your hideous pain," kind of way.

 

I've heard that poney tail holders can also double as cock rings.

 

There are also many creams available if you're having trouble staying hard, boom.

 

This judge on ICA just said, "This tastes just like a wonderful bbq dish" about a bbq dish. Thanks for the insight, idiot.

 

They always edit these to make Jeffrey Steingarten look like an asshole, but all he is doing is calling people on their BS.

So many of these judges are in over their heads.

 

Has it been 18 minutes yet?

 

Oh, maybe... umm.. I'm pretty much done. As soon as Doc is available, we'll be moving mattresses. Better, SC (not to be confused with sportschick)?

 

I honestly forgot what was supposed to happen in 18 minutes. All I could remember was 18 minutes.

 

I only have three beers left.

 

make his head as large as barry bonds'?