Random Thoughts, the Sequel

breath deeper. the coughing stops.

 

I thought told you NEVER to show that to anyone. Geez, you just can't be trusted.

TP-- we're buds and we're totally cool. JD's a bud, too, and he's just watching out for me. And for the record, that was one of the best morning greetings I've been given in a while.

Now, let's all hold hands and gather 'round the campfire.

 

i'll still never give him that damned recipe. ;D

 

Don't drink it?

 

I WAS 30 FUCKING SECONDS FROM BEING FUCKING DONE ONLY TO FIND OUT THE FUCKING $22 MILLION PRESS FUCKING BROKE DOWN, NOW I'M JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THEM TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW THEY'RE GOING TO ACTUALLY PRINT THE FUCKING PAPER!

FUCK! I WILL NOT MISS THIS FUCKING PLACE!

 

A little Bob Saget to cheer you up

 

Why should you wait? Is there a backup plan that would require you to do something?

If the pages or done, doesn't seem like there's anything else you can do.

 

do not let it suck any of the life out of your soul on the way out the door.

fuck that. take the down time to go piss in a co-worker's -- one you obviously hate -- desk drawer. think positive dog.

 

If you swallow a tadpole, can it grow into a frog?

I assume your gastic acids probably would squelch the life out of it, but still ... interesting thought.

 

not-so-random question: can you touch your nose with your tongue sxy?

 

"And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything."
-- William Shakespeare

 

Shakespeare and his fetish for snakes ...