Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Who eats cock?

 

I love your sex talk. It's so kindergarten. "Poo poo". "Wee wee".

 

I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

 

Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

 

No. No you don't.

 

Fuck you.

 

Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My pussycat Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave pussycat", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

 

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!

 

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination

 

looks like I'm done here for the night, unless the randomness of the posts moves away from Clerks before I go to sleep.

 

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has suck 36 dicks.

 

Are there any balls down there?