Random Thoughts the Third

Sam Mills died nine years ago today.

Sorry to threadjack … but I didn't know a better place to say this.

 

Easter is on 420 Day. I'm sure there is a smoked ham joke in there someone.

Not to be blunt, but I hope your Easter was spent with your best buds.

 

It was interesting that every Chik-Fil-A nationwide was closed on 4/20. Not even stoner havens Taco Bell and White Castle had that kind of devotion to the marijuana culture

 

I really should be given the employee of the month. I mean, I put up so much shit with these morons around me called employees, they should honor me for not going postal on them all.

 

I'm sitting here covering Division II Men's Lacrosse -- Sunshine State Conference championship game and as I was trying to find where I was going I was instantly reminded of just

HOW FUCKING MUCH I HATE TAMPA TRAFFIC!!!! AND DOWNTOWN TAMPA IN GENERAL!

Pray for my safe arrival back out of here and that I don't find my way into the Bay or the ghetto

 

Ever wonder if immortals actually exist on this planet?

 

How do you tell your grieving, recently widowed mother that she's bumming you the fuck out and you're worried she'll drag you down into depression with her?

 

" ... and give my best to the gang!"

http://themoth.org/posts/stories/dinner-at-elaines

 

Bread makes me poop!

Knock, knock lady!

 

The last 2 opening remarks are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQlPcwiruaY

 

"The Man From Earth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAarR4tVEHU

 

This answer wins the Internet today:

http://youtu.be/CQlPcwiruaY?t=8m20s