Random Thoughts the Third

There’s a Venn diagram of inexperienced and really rich people who do this, I bet.

An “ice cube in the Opus One” thing.

 

When you get to that point in life when somebody says:
"You see that girl on the beach?"
"Yeah. Her grandma's got it goin' on."

 

Stacy’s grandmom has got it going on

 

I wear readers. I have them in about every room of the house so I don’t have to go looking. My wife keeps carrying off my downstairs pair. I took a Sharpie and colored a pair so she’d know to leave them down here. Bad idea. I look like Brian Bosworth.

 

Every one of the five "canonical" Jack the Ripper murders occurred on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday.....weird.

 

God Bless Salma Hayek and her Instagram Account. Nice to be a dirty old man, and not feel so dirty since she's over 50.

 

I've already seen Halloween candy out. Might as well sell it before it expires.

 

No, Pop-Tarts, I don’t want to eat you frozen. That’s a stupid idea and you should be shamed for putting it on your box.

 

Izzie Stradlin is the third most underrated musical talent after Brian Wilson and Pete Townshend. Maybe fourth if you consider the alien Kris Kristofferson.

 

Kristofferson is the most underrated musician of all time, mainly because he was so good at everything that people forgot that he started as a songwriter.

Second place goes to Mac Davis. Kris wins because he could also fly helicopters.

 

I still geek out with the Kris Kristofferson story. It's stupidly crazy.

 

And military helicopters, at that!
What a life, man. What a life he's had.