Random Thoughts the Third

I remember being a Lycos fan about 15 years ago. I probably went from that to Yahoo to Google.

 

Dear deadline, SUCK IT!

 

Two thoughts:
1. I couldn't look at my eleven-month-old son today without dwelling on the fact he ate his own shit this morning.
2. Reduced-fat peanut butter, especially the Jif brand, is not bad.

 

You sure it wasn't the peanut butter he was eating?

 

I sincerely hope those are unrelated.

1. I hate Care Bear for watching Food Network Star on the midnight showing instead of the ACTUAL SHOWING.

 

Quite sure. The (literally) shit eating grin he offered up confirmed this fact.

 

1. JESUS CHRIST. I was VERY BUSY cleaning apple juice and Mexican cheese off the floor. Plus, I had to finish a book.

Now I'm a complete wreck because I've assumed based on your reaction that My Butch New England won, and I'm already pissed.

 

I was asking because to me, all peanut butter IS SHIT.

Signed, NOT A FAN OF PEANUT BUTTER.

 

You know what they say about assuming, crazyface.

And tell YGBFKM to not make such a mess.

 

Why don't SportsJournalists.com members Baron Scicluna and Smasher_Sloan team up in threads all the time to savagely beat down other users?

 

I just got a fortune cookie that said, "Good health will be yours for a long time." This after I stuffed my face with a carton of shrimp lo mein.

 

I asked Jeeves once.

He told me to fuck off.