Random Thoughts the Third

He was great in Boogie Nights.

 

What if the devil won that fiddle contest and not Johnny?

 

He did win. He had fire. Johnny had chickens and dough.

 

Granny, will your dog bite?

No, child, no.

 

One of my favorite lyrics:

She's got cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin
And she's sexually enlightened by Cosmopolitan
--"Perfect Skin" Lloyd Cole and the Commotions

 

Today's YouTube algorithm is completely off the chain.
My entire feed is full of toenail fungus explosions, ear wax nightmares, and truckers living out of their trucks.
I cam promise you with all my heart I have never searched for nor watched any of those things.

 

I just went back and got "elephant stomach abscess explosion" and some other stomach-turning suggestions.
Seriously? What the F? Who wants to see any of that?

 

Same here. Mine is loaded with news I do not normally seek.

Somebody fucks with this shit for fun, I am convinced of it.

 

this popped up out of nowhere.

 

I got a story about US Marshalls arresting an Ohio professional bowler at an Indiana bowling event.

Why this needed to be reported on cleveland.com and why I needed to know about it isn't clear.

What makes it great is the detail the writer put into it.

You can earn $1,500 finishing in 36th place?

 

Somebody sure must. Between Dr. Pimple Popper style dermatologist videos, vids of farriers shoeing horses and fixing abcessed cow hooves, there are a ton of such youtubes.