Random Thoughts the Third

Original. Thought-provoking. Memorable. Keen insights.

These words have never been used by SJers to describe my posts.

 

Well, you've only had 798 of them. I'm sure when you get to 7988 you'll have one by then

 

Ha, hopefully T_D.

 

Regarding an earlier post of mine: I now have tried spicy mustard, and I did not care for it.

 

They say that manatees make the world's greatest mimes.

 

Tapeheads has got to be one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen that had major stars in it.

 

Is it appropriate to fart in a public restroom if someone is at a urinal next to you?

 

Doesn't stop this one dude at work.

 

Milton Berle was part man and part manatee. The part of him that was manatee was legendary.

 

Sorry, Tommy. I'll hold it in next time.

 

Damn right. It shouldn't. You're in a bathroom. Fart up a storm.

 

Watching Tosh.O the other night and he was giving a climber who crapped his pants a web redemption. In the course of the discussion Tosh revealed he himself had messed himself three times.

If I - as an adult or teen - ever crapped my pants I would NEVER tell a soul. Ever. I am taking that shit to the grave!

Daniel Tosh, George Brett and the like? Never, would I admit to crapping my pants. Never.