Random Thoughts the Third

This hits a little too close to home.

 

For so long I've heard how awesome the dollar-fifty Costco hot dogs are.

Walked to the movie theater today and had to pass the Costco hot dog kiosk. I got in line.

Took a moment to realize it was the line to pick up hot dogs.

Looked behind and saw where you had to order on the computer.

Walked over to order my first Costco hot dogs, excited.

Then I saw the placard that said you had to swipe your Costco member card.

"You have to be a member to buy the hot dogs?"

The guy to my left, holding his little girl, nodded yes.

I turned and walked away. Total fucking bummer.

 

I think that’s a relatively recent change. But don’t worry, you’re not missing much. You get a decent sized hot dog for $1.50, but it’s not fantastic like a grilled sausage or bratwurst.

 

The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. Any army which carries the Ark before it is invincible.

 

There really should be a federal law requiring insurance companies etc. to have humans working the phones and be fully staffed. Their goal is to get people frustrated and just hang up.

I tried to enter the policy number, but it wouldn't accept the full number, telling me to wait for the next available representative,

 

Oh, and might I add that those people who finally do answer be from the country of origin.

 

“Sting over to Dusty Rhodes for the layup!”