Random Thoughts the Third

The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. It's paved with Virginia taxpayer dollars.

 

I was led to believe that the road to hell was more of a highway.

 

Stolen from HC on the "random images" thread...

 

Sure didn't stop Maple Leafs PBP man Joe Bowen who unleashed an absolute bomb in the press box can a few years ago between periods of a Leafs-Blue Jackets game while your correspondent was doing his bidness at the next urinal.

 

Sometimes a man just deserves a banana split. Today is that day.

 

If you can't fart in a restroom, where can you fart?

 

Why only do it in bed when you can also Dutch Oven Oven your wife?

 

How was what I wrote in any way stealing?

Are you a manatee?

 

A good men's room fart needs to be shared.
The acoustics alone of a restroom are great for it.

 

I am not a manatee, though I play one on TV.

(I meant I was stealing the image, not that you were stealing, you freak!)

 

How do I know you are not a manatee? On the Internet nobody knows you're a manatee.

 

So, if manatees are sea cows, then manatee meat is sea beef. And if manatee meat is sea beef, then manatee baby meat is sea veal. I want to eat sea veal.