Random Thoughts the Third

When I get into a bathroom that has the old school, down-to-the-floor urinals...I have the urge to back away slowly from the wall and see how far away I can get without missing the urinal...just like I did in 4th grade with every kid in my class!

Man, there was a lot of pee on that floor in grade school!

 

I can't tell you how much bigger my penis is now than it was in grade school.

 

I just spent the morning on my day off outside on the porch photographing all of my wife's hand-crafted crystal jewelry, and then posted it for sale on her Facebook page...

Mind. Blown.

 

parking: $10
cover: $5
drinks: $20
leaving the place without any woman's number: priceless

 

Black Magic Woman by Santana ... is it about a Black ... Magic Woman or is it about a Black Magic ... Woman?

 

Well, on to dating Miss Michigan
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What act would you hafta perform to get an SportsJournalists.com thong?

 

Probably a solo one.

 

Just send 'em all to Versatile, then.

 

Did Schieza nuke?

 

That just reminded me of Schieza's account of his first sexual experience. I think his mom caught him thrusting away in a van or something. Or her mom. Or the goat's mom. I can't remember. I'm going to find that now.

 

I still want to read his copy from that porno convention.