Random Thoughts the Third

Ah, yes. Those regal KMart shoppers.

 

I want to get a golden hamster and name it Nuprin.

Little. Yellow. Different.

 

I want to get an Asian sex slave and name it Nuprin.

Little. Yellow. Different.

 

Just a reminder: unlike most substances, water floats when it turns from a liquid into a solid.

Except in our newsroom, where the A/C is broken and ice immediately melts before it can float ...

 

Bubbler's toilet paper says Bubbler tends to overthink things

 

Growing up, I equated four-digit house numbers with wealth. I so wanted to trade my 202 for 2202.

 

My mom is on large amounts of the fun meds today as she, a terrified flyer, attempts to make her way from Richmond to Oregon.

I am housitting/dogsitting for my parents during their travels. Four dogs and a baby. My mom just called me to check in, and it was like talking to an intoxicated four-year-old. She is insisting to me that I should change the names of their dogs while they are away. "Whatever you come up with is fine," she said.

And I received this text from my father: (yes, he says "OMG")

"OMG. She is staggering around the airport like Kelly Osbourne."

Just wanted to share. Need name suggestions for two chihuahuas, one Westie and a pug. Should probably go ahead and address the baby name, too.

 

I visit a Half-Price Books shop at least once a week.

 

That's where freqposter built his game.

 

I like it when people post they applied for a certain job on the Jobs board. At least you know who won't be hired.

 

I'm never going to get the thought process involved in a Piotr Rasputin deleted post.

 

Cheech & Chong; Sir Robert Rowand Anderson; and Pubert Addams