Random Thoughts the Third

My neighbor still has their Christmas tree out behind their house in their compost pile. On the 4th of July I'm thinking of putting that tree on the roof of my car, donning a Santa suit and doing laps around City Hall at noon. I'll wear white gloves and I'll wave and honk my horn at anyone who makes eye contact.

You celebrate Independence Day your way and I'll celebrate it my way.

 

Of course, that's also how you'll celebrate July 5.

 

Romney 2012

 

Shawn Kemp's middle name is T. That's it. Shawn T. Kemp. Stands for nothing.

 

It stands for Tadpoles on Steroids.

 

The "S" in Ulysses S Grant doesn't stand for anything. It was a clerical error from his time at West Point. Grant's middle name is actually Ulysses.

His real first name is Hiram.

Or I could just be fucking with you.

 

I hate it when I accidently hit the turn signal switch in my car and wind up having to go somewhere I hadn't planned.

 

Posting inspirational quotes made by others on your Facebook wall every few hours does not make one inspirational. It just means you like to waste time online like everyone else.

 

I have a friend whose middle name is W. It too stands for nothing but is just W.
We just call him Mr. Excitement.

Grant was one of four US presidents to go by their middle name in office.
The others were Steve Cleveland, Tom Wilson and John Coolidge

 

Fifteen years ago today, Radiohead's OK Computer was released in America.

 

Thank god for the lack of ginger chihuahuas.