Random Thoughts the Third

Way before that point.

 

Still has lots of fiber. Health value!

 

Halloween: when else do you get to see Frankenstien's Monster, a stormtrooper and a pirate sing the national anthem before a game

 

Why do Boo-Berries only come out around Halloween, but Count Chocula and Frankenberries are on the shelf year-round?

 

I just ate a double quarter pounder with cheese. They shouldn't even make that. That's just asking for trouble. My stomach feels as though it's being ripped open by AIDS needles.

 

So trees have one ring for ever year they've been around. But what if the tree is near a meth lab? Does that age the tree faster? Would meth lab tree have several dark rings in that one year where the meth was particularly common?

 

Roll Tide!

 

Wouldn't that be a half-pounder with cheese?

 

I don't know anything at this point except death.

 

Cashier today told her fellow money-taker, "The guy before this one (referring to me) was really cute."
Fuckabuncha minimum-wagers...

 

If I recall they called it "double quarter pounder" because they felt people were too dumb to know that 1/2 is more than 1/4.
And I'm sure they're right.

 

It has a 4 in it. 4 is bigger than 2. Everyone knows that. Jeez.