Random Thoughts the Third

What about Clinton? If they still made teen sex comedies like they did in the 80s William Jefferson Clinton High School would be the perfect setting.

And why can't you name your school after a bad president. Most kids are just counting the days 'til it's over, which coincidentally is how James Buchanon viewed his term in office, so Buchanon High might actually fit.

 

Why would you want to name your high school after a bad president? I agree it would fit, but that's not really going into the thought process of those naming the school.

Bad presidents get elementary schools.

 

At this moment, six of 15 users online are bots. I for one welcome our bot overlords.

 

Fuck this shit o'clock is rapidly approaching.

 

I noticed earlier that the Cialis bot thread had 13 views. Cialis was in the subject line. That means that 13 SJ-ers clicked on a known bot thread because it had a link for cheap Cialis.

 

Hey, you gotta do what you got....I mean, um, interesting point.

 

None of our excellent writers came up with "voluptuary Canada goose." That bot should allowed to stay.

 

Q-tips refuses to admit that the purpose of its product is to clean out earwax. Even as I know it's all to avoid lawsuits, I like to imagine there are people at Q-tips headquarters cleaning their keyboards with their cotton swabs who have no idea I'm jamming them into my ears every day.

 

Anyone that start lining up outside a big box store for "Black Friday" (which is actually now Thursday night) in the next three days deserves to be run over "by accident" by my car.

 

I have to work until 3 Thursday. We'll eat a quick dinner, then my mom and I are heading out.

Yes, we're planning Thanksgiving dinner around Black Friday. But to be fair, almost every holiday meal becomes a screaming match, so it's probably best we keep it short.

 

Hey, you can fight at dinner, then brawl at Walmart.

This calls for Coors. The Banquet Beer.

 

My dad won't let my mom shop at Walmart any more. He apparently JUST found out about their "treatment" of employees.

So my dad, who survives on retirement funds and my mom's two jobs, is making her drive twice as far and spend at least 15-20 percent more to buy things other places. Awesome decision, considering they live 25 minutes from Walmart.

Oh, dad.