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Random Thoughts the Third

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Jun 27, 2012.

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  1. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    And instead of sitting around a table getting stoned, they'd be playing marathon sessions of Tecmo Super Bowl while high.

    At least, that's what I've been told about 1991 ... ;)
     
    I Should Coco, Jan 10, 2013
    #661
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Potential B-list horror movie: Heart to Kill: When a young man needs an immediate heart transplant to stay alive, doctors take an unusual risk and use the one from a sociopath who murdered dozens of people before shooting himself in the head. The patient was never to find out whose heart he had procured. Then the heart took control of him, and the bodies began piling up.
     
    Versatile, Jan 10, 2013
    #662
  3. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    If you're dating an identical twin, how do you convince him or her you aren't equally attracted to the other twin?
     
    Versatile, Jan 12, 2013
    #663
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Triscuits never would have survived without the salt.
     
    Songbird, Jan 12, 2013
    #664
  5. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    As a twin, I can answer that.
     
    Drip, Jan 12, 2013
    #665
  6. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    "Oh, wow. Royalty cheques from the United States again!" - Philip Oakey after Liberty Mutual brought "Human" out of the rusty toolshed to background a Paul Giamatti-voiced commercial.
     
    Brian, Jan 14, 2013
    #666
  7. SoCalScribe

    SoCalScribe Member

    You know, I miss The Human League. Great band name. Always thought the "I was just"/"She was just" back and forth was clever in "Don't You Want Me."
     
    SoCalScribe, Jan 14, 2013
    #667
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    At what point does something go from being classified a common allergen to simply poisonous?
     
    Rusty Shackleford, Jan 14, 2013
    #668
  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Mosquito saliva.
     
    Versatile, Jan 14, 2013
    #669
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The Human League. Music for people.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 14, 2013
    #670
  11. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Nothing?
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jan 14, 2013
    #671
  12. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Last week I had dreams about Burt Reynolds. The current version.
    This week, it's Ted Allen from "Chopped."

    The Sandman fucking hates me.
     
    Care Bear, Jan 15, 2013
    #672
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