Random Thoughts the Third

Uncle Ruckus, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg?

(I have never understood the shot at Lt. Weinberg in that scene)

 

Oh, you just can't handle the truth.

 

California Raisins can swim. Raisinettes die.

 

No clue. I'm not even technically sure that's what it was, but what else do you call it when he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams "I'm done!" over and over for hours (that's his generic "I'm upset about what's happening" phrase).

Day five of the cold, and I think it's starting to get better. This had really better be it for awhile.

 

If California Raisins went swimming, wouldn't they return to being California Grapes?

 

Seems like half the SportsJournalists.com ads have become, "We don't want young men. We want YOU!" banners, complete with chest/mug shots of silicone-tastic 40-something women.

Too bad I'm too young looking for those buxom babes ... ;D

 

Don't they tailor the ads based on your browsing history?

 

(crickets)

 

I thought that also...but I get them here at work...and I KNOW I'm not looking up that stuff while here.

 

taco cat backwards is still taco cat.

dog food lid backwards is dildo of god.

 

These guys would probably be great river dancers.

 

Ya know, these guys are very athletic and good, but I draw the line at jumping upside-down and landing on my face for the sole purpose of avoiding the use of my hands.

And I blame soccer, too.