Random Thoughts the Third

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8 years ago I covered a Hartford High v. MAU soccer game at the Quechee Green. One of the gorgeous days of that fall season. In the middle of the game, sitting on the grass, I see a hot air balloon lifting off. Click. .... All these years later, Aimee Ford Foster, a sportswriter in Florida, saw that photo and said it moved her artistic spirit into action. Today she finished painting my photo.

 

Looks shopped.

 

It's authentic.

 

I just like to say that after cool pictures.

 

Selena kills Bieber.

http://gawker.com/5991305/selena-gomez-is-going-to-need-a-few-extra-bodyguards-after-this-serious-justin-bieber-burn-on-last-nights-letterman?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

On the other hand, I think the ballooner was trying to photobomb me.

 

Penis-snatching and shrinkage in the same story.

http://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html?cmpid=514645

 

In SEC country when a family member holds your penis it's called dating.

 

When Mets fans hold each other's penis it's called dinner for two.

 

Mets fans don't have penises. They're all ball like their mascot.

 

The Judge John Hodgman podcast where John talks to a parrot named Kobe Van Munching is my favorite hour of comedy I've heard in a long time.