Random Thoughts the Third

I gave him 20 minutes. Somebody had to step up.

 

You're a giver, Rip

 

You know it, dools. Period.

 

@BillyCorbin: Florida man calls 911 80 times asking for "Kool-Aid, burgers and weed" to be delivered to him

 

I think that's one of the value meal choices at the Eugene, Ore., McDonald's.

 

I just laughed out loud here in my clinic.

 

He was hungry. and yet, presumably, already stoned?

 

Bullpen pitchers should take Segways to the mound. Imagine Rich Garces in his plus-sized glory in the late 1990s riding a Segway out from right field at Fenway. Jesse Orosco, Paul Assenmacher and Rick Honeycutt could've extended their loogy careers by another five years if they didn't have to walk to the mound. Or at least bring back the novelty golf carts from the 1970s.

 

an awareness week I'm sure we can all support

http://gawker.com/international-clitoris-week-is-just-around-the-corner-489316812

 

Thou shalt not worship false idols.

 

One of my favorite things in life is that moment where you come to appreciate something you already love in a new way. "Purple Rain" has been one of my 10 favorite songs since I first heard it a decade ago, but I don't think I ever realized how wonderful the cello playing is until I put it on full blast in my car today on my drive to work. It's so perfect and so small and so swirling.

 

"perfect small and swirling" would probably have some place in the previous post, no?