Random Thoughts the Third

You'd think since I took a two-hour nap after work, which I do on most days, I wouldn't be so tired when I wake up for work at 3:30 am. But it never works that way, I could probably go to bed at 7 and still wake up groggy as hell. Because it is 3:30.

 

What is with all the hipster douche tank tops these days?

 

You answered your own question.

 

I don't even know what that means. You asked why there were so many hipster douche tank tops. The reason is because there are so many hipster douches who need to clothe themselves accordingly.

 

I'd like to see Robert Pattinson play Elvis in the biopic.

 

Outside of a warm apartment, anyone have any idea what can cause night sweats? My place was 74 degrees when I went to bed last night, I woke up and my sheets and blanket were drenched with sweat. It happens a lot more than I think it should. I'm starting to think maybe a trip to the MD is in order.

 

Have we ruled out peeing?

 

Menopause.

 

Should have known better than to ask.

 

I've long thought you need to see a shrink. You are wound up really tight so maybe it's tied to that.

That's a serious answer, BTW.

 

You're perceptions of me are so far of base it's not even funny.

I am not going to get into this with you of all people.

 

And there's nothing wrong with going to talk with someone.

My best friend was staunchly opposed to talking to one, then he did and it has changed his world outlook. He's a much different person a year later.

Not saying your sweats are related to mental stress, but it could be.