Random Thoughts the Third

Read an article the other day stating pubic lice are becoming an endangered species.
At least in the West, due to common pubic hair removal.
The lice have nowhere to live.
Kind of sad.

 

You know there is some bleeding-heart tree-hugging activist try to start a SAVE THE PUBIC LICE!!! campaign right now.
I'm sure it will have a Facebook page by morning and 3,700 likes by next week.

 

Rick Bayless should change the name of his Mexican cooking show to "First Taste" just to piss off Skip.

 

Got a lizard? Tickle its belly.

http://screen.yahoo.com/adorable-lizard-enjoys-belly-rub-120216066.html

 

Ugh. Now I remember why I hate county fairs so much.

It's not just the extreme heat. It's the extreme heat PLUS the smell.

 

Carneys so give off a certain odor, don't they.

 

Bourbon County Fair endorses this post.

 

I'm tired.

 

then go to bed

 

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin' suckas in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin'
Over the competition, I'm towerin'
Wreckin' shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price

 

Mike Tyson: I'm a raging alcoholic, druggie and have been lying to everyone.

http://globalgrind.com/2013/08/24/mike-tyson-admits-not-sober-alcohol-verge-of-dying-press-conference-video/

 

What's it like to screw someone who has Parkinson's?