Random Thoughts

Oh, shit. I just read the post.

I thought it was a question of who we'd like to bang most.

Sorry. I have no comment on who busdriver'd be, Ginger or Mary Ann.

 

Oh mty goodness you guy so crack me up, and I think that TBf and I were both a little confused about the post.
So sorry guys. not harm intended.
but I got a hell of a laugh out of it.
Hope yougot a good one as well.

 

I've addressed and sealed a very important envelope. Now I can't find the motherfucker to put it in the mailbox. WTF?

 

My thoughts about Mary Ann are entirely unwholesome.

 

THERE ARE NO FUCKING ENVELOPES ON THE PLANE!

 

This is ridiculous. I mean, I had it earlier. Before I cooked and ate dinner. Now, it's disappeared.

It has receipts for a friend to pick up $700 worth of new Army uniforms in Georgia. I HAVE to find this. ASAP.

 

Here's St. Anne, Patron Saint of Lost Objects, to help Tres Bolsas find his envelope.

 

Jesus H. Christ! After I've turned the house upside down, I decided to do the unthinkable -- I went dumpster diving in order to retrieve today's trash. No luck.

Then, I noticed the front door was unlocked. I walked to the mailbox, and what did I find? The letter. I'd already taken it out and had forgotten to raise the flag.

Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

 

At ease, soldier.

 

I need a beer now.

 

Beer, one, lager, tall.
Coming right up.

 

Thanks, buddy.