Random Thoughts

Eeewwww. Gross. I would seriously doubt it, but one more reason he doesn't have a shot in hell of a repeat performance.

 

Thought that would help you make up your mind.

On a separate note, the shepherd's pie at the market deli looked about 14 days old. But I was so hungry I ate some. You can probably guess the end result ...

 

You got a form of the drip?

 

To paraphrase Kool Moe Dee ... a drip-drip-drippin and a squirt-squirt-squirtin'

 

I blew chunks about 36 times yesterday. It's a good thing to know that your body is still capable of making a great stinking mess.

 

The French have a saying: "You can't reheat a souflee."

That said, fucking an ex can be great fun. But resurrecting the relationship usually doesn't work. There's a reason it didn't work initially.

 

Mary Ann or Jeannie?

 

Mary Ann seems like she'd be a squirter.

 

I'd like to take this opportunity to examine the word “shit.”

Shit.

It's a wonderful little noun. Nice, compact, terse and concise. One syllable, four letters. The middle two letters are found consecutively in the alphabet. They are sandwiched between two letters also found consecutively in the alphabet. Coincidence? Probably.

Shit.

It's a word we've all probably uttered at least once today. Usually it is preceded by an “oh” or an “aw” or a “no.” Sometimes, though, when the needle on the pucker factor meter is reaching the redline, it is preceded by “holy fucking.”

Shit.

We all take it. Sometimes we don't give it. We've been told to eat it. And we all, at some point in our lives, have been in a world of it.

Shit.

Despite its most common use as a noun, it can also be used as a modifier.
“Quick. Somebody go get a shit-load of dimes.” [/Slim Pickens]

Shit.

It's a wonderful little noun.

 

Not as good as fuck patois.

 

Goddamn patois. Didn't understand a goddamn word when I worked in Kingston.

Mi fuh nuh cyar a dem bem a girls dem sugah.

 

Shut ya bombaclat mouth, mon.