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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Sep 22, 2006.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Whew! Sorry it took so long to get to the barber and back. You know, I had to hitch up the team and find my shoes and all.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 30, 2006
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  2. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Carry extra CDs. Always. If I had to listen to that, I'd pretty much end it.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Dec 30, 2006
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  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Is it wrong that I'm contemplating stabbing someone in my office with a candycane that has been sucked down to a fine point?
     
    Clever username, Dec 30, 2006
    #1551
  4. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Dear Holiday Username,

    No. In fact, that's the only certain way to kill the Christmas vampire. Just be sure to sprinkle the hellspawn's dessicated corpse with eggnog, the better to ensure the wretched beast's eternal imprisonment in the darkest corner of damnation. Happy New Year!
     
    jgmacg, Dec 30, 2006
    #1552
  5. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    How about "Maggian."
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 30, 2006
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  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I just rolled up 33 home runs on that rag-armed twat in the Orbitz ad.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 30, 2006
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  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    You're gonna get it from IJAG for saying twat.
     
    Clever username, Dec 30, 2006
    #1555
  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I don't like the word. Doesn't mean I give people shit for using it.

    Just the version with waffle on the end, which is just stupid.
     
    imjustagirl2, Dec 30, 2006
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  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I never have understood how "waffle" fit with that... I'm guessing the semi-alliteration of the W sound... but it always conjures up images of a TCBY waffle cone.
     
    Cadet, Dec 30, 2006
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  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    It just kind of makes me nauseous, and sounds like something a 12-year-old comes up with after stuttering around looking for a real insult.

    "Yeah? Well...you're....you're...um...you're a TWATWAFFLE!"
     
    imjustagirl2, Dec 30, 2006
    #1558
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I've never heard the word twatwaffle. Honestly.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 30, 2006
    #1559
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Snatch could have come from someone who had been with Paris Hilton.
     
    imjustagirl2, Dec 30, 2006
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