Random Thoughts

It's a fabulous social experiment, Xan.

 

I. Can't. Turn. Away.

 

I dedicate this to all the little teams and litle mamas who never made it this far

Now I-m the kinda guy who don't believe
That chivalry is dead, no
'Cause I believe a woman should be treated
With the utmost respect, mmm-hmm-

Don't be afraid, don't turn and walk away
I wanna get to know ya, well
Don't be ashamed, don't say that love's to blame
Just come and look me over

[You'll find a heart]
You'll find a heart that you've always been lookin' for
How could anybody ask for much more, woo-hoo-

Now I like openin' doors
Pickin' up [Yeah] her hanky [Yeah] off the floor
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even [Help her with her coat], well
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

In this world of liberation
It's so easy to forget, mmm-
That it's so nice to have a man around
To lend a helping hand, you can bet, bet you can, baby

When I was young, my mama used to say, Boy
A woman's like a flower, with love on her you shower
Ever since that day, her words never went away
I always will remember to treat my baby tender

[You'll find a heart]
You'll find a heart that you've always been lookin' for
How could anybody ask for much more, whoa-ooh-ooh-

Now I like openin' doors
Pickin' up [Yeah] her hanky [Yeah] off the floor
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even [Help her with her coat], oh, whoa
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

Compliment her in her hair
Even help her with her chair
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
She's a bad son-of-a-gun
I'm her lovin' Don Juan
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooh-
Whoa-oh-oh-
Hey-hey-
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-baby
Every day, ever way
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[You'll find a heart]
You'll find a heart that you've always been lookin' for
How could anybody ask for much more, whoa-whoa-oh-ooh-

Now I like openin' doors
Pickin' up [Yeah] her hanky [Yeah] off the floor
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even [Help her with her coat], help her out
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

Compliment her in her hair
Even help her with her chair
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Now boy, you should remember
To be a gentleman
Treat her like a lady

(You better) Treat her like (Well), treat her like (Ho)
Treat her like a lady (Treat her like a lady)
Treat her like, treat her like (Hey-ey-)
Treat her like a lady (Treat her like a lady)

Treat her like (Well), treat her like
Treat her like a lady (Treat her like a lady)
Treat her like, treat her like (Ooh-hoo-)
Treat her like a lady (Hoo-hoo-oh, my, my, treat her like a lady)

 

That's the season premiere repeat. I Tivoed it. It's two hours...be prepared for good times.

(my favorite part, spup, and he's about to see it so I'm not really ruining anything...Mario was the one who said "I don't want her" really loudly after that. Then, when he was waiting to be picked, and he could hear the women, he was like "It just sucks to hear that they don't want you." or whatever. Yeah, well, guess what buddy??)

 

I really liked the interview segment. Those girls are DUMB.

 

"I'd love to find a woman. But if it came down to a woman or Star Trek, I'd choose Star Trek."

Man, alive.

 

I can't quit watching The Apprentice. I like this nice little twist of the winning project manager helping decide who from the other team gets fired.

 

Should I be thankful that I don't watch any of these "reality" shows like Survivor, Beauty & the Geek, the Apprentice, American Idol, or any of those others? Or am I really missing out on quality TV :

 

Awww... pictures! I wanna see the ewok!

 

Oh you should COMPLETELY watch American Idol. Or at least the first four episodes with the delirious tryouts where people think they're the second coming of Mariah Carey.

 

ESJ, I'm not a reality guy, either (oh, if people I know read that line ... ), but this show is worth it for the sheer unbelievability.

spup was right on the "social experiement" thing. Human nature at its finest.

 

Should I cut my hair?