Random Thoughts

Time to look for the local Pony Express stop.

So the trial for Microsoft Office on my new laptop expired. Fuck. Just had to fork out $150 for a product key so I could use Word again. Fuck. That's fucking money I don't fucking have.

 

this one's for the ladies....

Is there a temperature at which it becomes too cold for, ahem, the "highbeams" effect? Just curious.

 

You can buy Coca-Cola in glass bottles at many stores in my area.

 

Lack of food is making me delirious

 

Blah.

 

Bouncer at a strip club

 

One of the two in town burned down. I suppose I could check out the other one, by the bowling alley. Maybe just go to the bowling alley and ask to be a pin jockey.

 

I'm too dumb to flip burgers, too active to go to law school. I'm doubly screwed.

 

And not in the good way.

 

You people and your switching jobs.

If I don't make it here, my future's at the bottom of whatever the fuck it is I end up jumping off of.

 

Rather be working some woman's pins, know what I mean?

 

I just took a part-time job at a ski resort. That $7 an hour is going to get me far.