Random Thoughts

Buck, it's not Barbie dollish, esp. if the girl is 16 or 17. A lot of girls don't get hips till they're in their 20s.

 

I can think of many reasons why you would not want to introduce her at an SportsJournalists.com party.

Buckweaver: "Hey Mrs. Angola, does Angola use Colgate before sex?"

Sportschick: "Hey Mrs. Angola, does Angola cry when he Boots you?"

Me: "Hey Mrs. Angola, do you like it when Angola plows you in the ass?"

Cadet: "Way to be subtle, asshole."

 

Um, about 6 months ago. I do hope your sarcasm font's on.

Actually, date might be too strong a word.

 

Buck, it's not Barbie dimensions. A lot of girls are really close to that.

Emphasis on girl, I guess.

:-[

 

But, you could all say those things and they might not mean a thing, because it wasn't with Mrs. Angola! that it happened.
She has heard the story once, and obviously, hasn't wanted to hear it since.
Now, my brother, he loves to tell it over and over, to anyone he meets. He thinks it is hilarious.
I just think it is painful.
Plus, I would hope you fuckholes would pipe down about it if we actually hung out.

 

You'll outgrow that, CR. I have faith

 

You are right, 5-foot-3, Oh Well.
This thread is perfectly useful without pictures.
I told you, I won't bring her to an outing for good reason, unless the Dallas party falls on the same week as the Yankees at Rangers.

 

Shit, half a beer and we're all spilling that story to Mrs. Angola!

 

No one has ever used adverbs in a more hilarious way than you.

"She has heard the story once, and obviously, hasn't wanted to hear it since."

Again, a refresher on the typical usage of the word obviously:

"Obviously, Sportschick was happy when the Colts won the Super Bowl."
"Obviously, BYH tried to say he never said anything bad about Peyton Manning or Tony Dungy after the Colts won the Super Bowl."
"Obviously, Angola's wife does not want to hear about the time he buttplowed a girl with Colgate as the lubricant."

 

Excellent.
Though your new picture really freaks me out. I have no reason why, it just does.

 

Oh, I'm sure that story would come out before half a beer. ;D

 

Buck, I'm about to post a Photobucket link before I pass out because I think you undercut weights. These girls aren't "twigs."

And both girls in the pic are legal, btw.