Random Thoughts

Again, date is too strong a word.

And he was 23. The 24-year-old came about two months later.

 

Are you stalking me on myspace again? They're just boobs, ya know.

 

I just looked it up: Barbie would be about 5-foot-9 (AP style!), weigh about 110 pounds and have measurements of 39-18-33.

For comparison, 18 inches was the size of the waist (with corset) of Vivien Leigh when she played Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone with the Wind". Leigh was 5-foot-3.

 

Sadly, I don't know what an adverb is because - even as an English major - I failed grammar, Oh Well.
But, I never plowed anyone with Colgate as a lubricant, I just put the Colgate on and it hurt Oh, so, badly. It never went any further than my dick hurting oh so bad.

 

Holy shit. Fucking showoff. Two months!

 

Yet another reason why Mrs. Angola! will never come near an SportsJournalists.com outing.

 

I love it. He's ugly as sin. But it's a great shot.

(Had to get rid of the last one 'cause the guy's server is screwing up and his pictures are down.)

 

Nope. I deleted my MySpace profile. Good times. Plus, I was talking about Buckdubs new pic, get over yourself .

 

She'd probably try to kick my ass anyway.

 

Fortunately (for myself, unfortunately for you fuckers listening) ... I've never put Colgate on my dick.

It hurts just to put it on? That's ... weird. But I'll take your word for it.

 

Shit, I thought you were quoting me. Oops!