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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Sep 22, 2006.

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  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    It's been more than a day and I still don't know what the final score of the Super Bowl was. Again I ask: Why am I a sportswriter?
     
  2. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Hospitality rooms?
     
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I did that for the first time last week on my new Pearl. I was pleased, though I don't see myself doing much of it in the future.

    I'll be getting a fucking haircut tomorrow.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    All this non-anal sex conversation is all well and good, but can we revisit the anal toothpasting? Since I was gone during the original post, I have some questions for Angola.

    1. What kind of Colgate was it? Did it have baking soda in it? I can see how the viscosity of baking soda might chafe the cock.

    2. What did the Colgate do to her? Did she enjoy the scrubbing? You never really explained whether she liked what she was receiving.

    3. Do you think it was toothpaste itself or just Colgate? You might want to consider a switch to Crest, I've always thought Crest was creamier than Colgate, which is why I use Colgate for its traditional purpose because I like to sandblast my teeth. Maybe Pearl Drops would be an ideal oral/anal substitute. Maybe your cock is just allergic to Colgate?

    4. Did you at least rim job her? If you're not into that, really, it couldn't have been that bad under the circumstance. Her asshole would have been fresh and minty, maybe after you went down in there, you would have raised your head and your teeth would have gleamed like they do in toothpaste commercials.

    I'm no sloganeer, but you could have said, "I mouth-taxed that fresh minty ass! Never go MTA without Colgate!"
     
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    For the record, I'm not sure that Angola! said it was Colgate. I just went with it b/c that's what I use to brush my teeth.
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Dammit! That changes everything! For all I know, he tried to pierce the brown eye with Pepsodent. Oh the humanity!
     
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Whatever happened to just using spit?
     
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    What color would the 'ol browneye be if Angola! used some of that whitening stuff?
     
  9. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I don't think that would work for this hole, unless you have tried it and know something you are not telling us.
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Thank you soooo much for this threadjack. Assume the mantle, Angola.[/boots]
     
  11. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Believe me, I was not too happy when I woke up hungover today to discover what I had decided to share with SportsJournalists.com Nation.
     
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Stop dodging the rim job question Angola. It's a simple yes or no answer.
     
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