Random Thoughts

Alley, I talk shit to my cat all the time.

And he's deaf.

 

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

People are looking at me strangely (OK, more strange than normal) because I'm laughing so loud at that.

 

I always get the last word in, I'll tell you that.

 

I would hope so. I do too, although the way my cat walks away from me sometimes, it's almost like she's getting the last word by default.

 

Cats can never show you their assholes too much, can they?

 

Especially while you're eating or drinking. Of course, dogs routinely lick their own manhood in plain view of people eating.

 

Pipe? Did I hear someone's passing the pipe?

 

Missed it, Xan.

 

It's cashed by now Xan.

 

I suppose this makes me a nerd, but I share my birthday with some pretty cool people. This is exciting to me.

 

With whom do you share a b-day?

 

Scarlett Johansson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Lyman Bostock (who batted left handed and I'm left handed), Rodney Dangerfield, Charles De Gaulle, Robert de La Salle, and the embarrassing one... Scoop Jackson.