Random Thoughts

SCOOPS!

 

YEEHAW! BRING IT ON!

 

A trip to the ER and ex-rays, and one trip to the doc office and more ex-rays has me off today and yesterday,with a dislocated finger and a chip in the tip. fun times man fun times. now I have to wear a splint on my pinky and look like a dork.

 

Somehow, I get the feeling there's going to be a movie about Anna Nicole Smith's life someday.

 

I share a birthday with Angelina Jolie. ;D

 

And that's all you'll ever share with her.

 

I was going to say something about that, but I wouldn't want to deny our resident zinger a chance to shine!

 

Back in the day ...

Larry Nance's first dunk is nasty, better than 'Nique's ...

 

I'm still in love with the one girl I mentioned, BUT you'll be glad to know that it's not the brownie-selling, Mary Jane-wearing girl at the bakery from last week. She's still cute and all, but their cupcakes suck shit.

The cute girl for whom I'm still lusting is so far out of my league it'd be like the New York Yankees playing the Hungry Horse News softball team. So really, I probably shouldn't even bother thinking this way. She reminds me a little of Amy (go look that one up if you want to see what happens when I get no sleep and a primo opening). Same chances with her. Maybe she'd wipe her feet on me, but I'd probably have to clean up to be presentable enough. Love. Yeesh. About as useful for me as a glory hole in a submarine.

Unrelated point: Borders does quite the delicious coffee milkshake. Haagen-Daas does one with coffee ice cream and expresso and some other stuff, but the one they made me had no expresso ... but did have Sprite. wtf. wt f'n f.

 

Mystery, the Javanilla milkshake at Borders? That is one awesome, unbelievably tasty concoction. I get one everytime I go there, and that's often.

 

I need someone design-minded for an opinion. If YOU are that person, PM me.

 

MM, you oughta ask her out. You'll never know if you don't, and there's nothing wrong with trying to outpunt your coverage in the dating world.