Random Thoughts

Sxy speaks truth. Back in the day, I was confident that most women were out of my league.

 

I wish I worked out more. Someday, I'm going to get back into the habit.

That day won't start with tomorrow, though.

 

Since you all won't let the Colgate die, here is a gravedigger story (and I have more):

A lady, who had been cremated, was to be buried. Me (all of 21-years-old) and Jack (fake name and all of 19-years-old) were doing the funeral. We dug the hole.
Well, family shows up and says, "this isn't where the rest of our family is buried."
So, we do a little checking on the cemetery map, and yeah, we fucked it up. So, we fill in said hole, and dig a new one.
Eventually, it is a guy (in his 30s and assumed son), a (assumed husband) in his (60s) and a lady (in her 30s and assumed girlfriend of assumed son).
So, Grandma died in her 60s and everyone is standing around not saying much, so me and Jack assume it is time to start filling in the grave.
We move in, yet son tells us not yet. So, as we are standing there, grandpa says to son "Well, you might as well give her another cigarette."
So, as we stand there, son lights up a cig and throws it into the hole.
Then starts crying.
We stand there for about 10 minutes and then son says, "Well, it was what grandma always wanted."

 

Angola!, homie, please save some of these gems for this summer.

 

Like I said this is just one of many. Since I am planning on showing up to the outing, I will save the grave digger story that involves me jumping up and down on a casket to get it to go in the hole for the Dallas outing. Not that that will get anyone to show, but at least I will have an interesting story to tell.
Being a grave digger gives you lots of weird stories, especially when you live in the Seattle area and there is a river running underneath your cemetery.

P.S.: CR, I just spellchecked my post and the only word that came up was homie. HOMIEHOMIEHOMIEHOMIEHOMIEHOMIE. FUck you spellchecker. HOMIE is a word.

 

Wait, where the fuck was I when Patrick f-in Swazye started posting on our board?
I am just a person amongst legends.

 

Yeah, if that would've involved her she would have been really sore.

 

Come on BuckW, it was a cremation for the story I told.
Now, the story I apparently am saving for CR and the Dallas outing, does involve a casket.

 

Buck may be back, but the only person with a cremation fetish is BuckW, cause I've seen people get cremated and I've seen people just get buried like normal and I don't want to see it again if I can help it.
Just another reason I love my job.

 

If you want to be buried in the Seattle area, I can arrange me seeing it.

Don't worry, I'll bring the Colgate, so at least you will smell good.

 

Hey Buckweaver, settle on a fucking side saddle pic willya?

There is nothing funnier on the planet than a 5 am viewing of Rock Me Tonite. Nothing. It's like Christmas in February.