Random Thoughts

Girl I've fallen for update: I have an agent working the field. Said agent is willing to spread unspeakable lies to her (like that I'm a good guy and nice to be around and not at all a fucking creep with facial features that resulted from an abortion in the middle of an earthquake). But like Jesse Jackson said, keep hope alive.

(OH, SO I THINK ALL BLACK PEOPLE WANT YOU TO GIVE UP ALL HOPE, HUH?)

 

I just wrote the phrase "Benjamin Franklin got craploads of p*ssy."

 

Good luck and Godspeed, Meat.

 

Just tell her how much you can power lift and that you got a 98 on some internet map test. I hear that works.

 

My belly aches.

 

You'd feel better if you were in Europe with cleverusername.

 

Better than your heart aching.

 

Wil. E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the ring of that...

 

Sweet! Someone has decided the lives of Doc and me are exciting enough to stalk us. I've never felt so cool! :

 

My cat is stalking the squirrel again. I am amused to no end.

 

My nieces have a cat that does that with their guinea pig. Always fun.

 

Everytime you talk about that, I giggle. I can just picture the squirrel taunting the cat into stalking him through the window. Now, clean your windows so the cat tries to jump at the squirrel and hits the glass.