Random Thoughts

Anonymity is great, isn't it?

Today I'm Caucasian, Chinese or Latino.

Perhaps tomorrow I'll be a black man, mounting my cybersaddle to another prep girls soccer match.

What did DiCaprio say, "I'm the king of the world!"

Does it get any better?

 

I am black & white & brown

Very cute don't you think?

The girls think I am, but guys think I am a puss & kick me

I think that is mean just because my bark is worse then my bite - I am a good match for any small rodent or a squirrel!

Now a Small Pup on the other hand, that kind of fat pig is too big for me to take on!!

But maybe it is my glasses.

Do you think my glasses are too big for me?

My mom says they make me look like a dork, being young & all I still live with her.

 

How much is that doggie in the window?

 

Get a good education, and you'll have enough earning power to move out of mom's.

 

Hey Tommy!

You mean you like me, you REALLY like me?

Wow, I must be LOOOOOVED by the SportsJournalists.com message board.

So many friends...so little time (after the Googling & Photoshopping).

I heard if I post like 20,000 messages & disgusting tasteless Photshopped pictures and kiss everyone's asses on this board I can get a really top job in the SJ world from doing that along with MAJOR cred & respect (at least that is what my doggy girl told me)

As to your Q - totally free as long as you let me post 2007 SportsJournalists.com newbie of the year on my sig!!

That means EVERYTHING to me - I am real cleaver/tough don't you think?

This message board IS my life after all (even though I am brand new)

 

With posts like that, you'll make lots of friends. Just give them the puppy dog eyes if you ever get into trouble.

 

Thanks Tommy!!

That is great advice!! We are such great freinds

Speaking of that, is Sports Chick around so I can sniff her ass some more?

I HAVE to keep her on my side...so ya know. If I lose her (no matter how stupid, wrong, unprofessional, or vile I am) its over!!

Hey Sports Chick...sniff sniff..your really really great...sniff sniff....that story about ya know the fly on the wall or that ink stain on the carpet, me, my mom, my cousin, my dead uncle we all laughed ALLLLLL day on that one. Heck my 3rd cousin frozen in a cyrogenic chamber sat phoned the space shuttle to tell them how funny it was and laugh all day as well....you still love me right SC?

Sniff Sniff

Do I get a job now SC so that I can get out of this horrible copy room and this hell hole that I live in?

Puppy Power!!

 

I don't like dogs, esp. ones that don't get my name right or ones with some weird-ass agenda.

 

Or ones that sniff your ass. Isn't that what clever is for?

 

Clever serves many purposes.

 

Oh, are you on steroids like JDV? Condolences.

 

Anyday, the man-tits will start showing. (think Fight Club)