Random Thoughts

Damn, now I want some. I may buy a six-pack on the way home.

 

Finally got the first convenience store in the state to sell beer a couple weeks ago, and it's two minutes from the office. And they can sell beer til 1:45 a.m. Nice.

 

You know, I live in the Bible Belt and I can get beer and wine. Most of the ABC stores are closed, but there's a few out towards the beach that open for a few hours. That's two hours away, so no good unless I have to go home.

 

Yeah.. this is Doc's. He's gonna be a little crabby.

 

I'd be a little ticked too. No wonder you're cooking him a special side dish.

 

Hey.. we have like 15 beers in the fridge that have been there since CHRISTMAS.

 

You're drinking your man's beer.

Oh.

No.

Unless you're waiting at the door wearing nothing but..........well, nothing when that boy gets home, there's gonna be some consequences.

 

Funny moment tonight ... a friend of ours comes by to pick up her 9-year-old daughter, who has been at our house since after church.

She was an hour later than she had planned and kept apologizing.

Little did she realize that the longer her daughter stays and keeps my two kids happy (rather than fighting with each other), the more I get done around the house.

 

My old roommate always downed by Yuengling (without compensating me) and then restocked with some Lionshead. That stuff is slightly hideous. But she made up for it by bringing her hot law school buddies over all the time. There's a price to pay for ass, I guess.

 

Since CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!! That won't do. That won't do at all!

 

He can't be that mad. I cook for him. I do his laundry. I do other unmentionables for him. He can't be that mad.

 

You clean the bathroom, right?

Just found out tonight that a co-worker has a bottle of a best-left-not-mentioned product. Angola, she may know you.