Random Thoughts

Eh.

My inability to keep anything down in the mornings besides plain bagels/toast prevents me from using them in a breakfast capacity. But they're okay. I too prefer the pepperonies, and they're not on that level.

Still, if there's a better food for being intoxicated, I haven't found it yet.

 

Ha! When it rained here, I called my dad to tell him about it. If it rained back home, I'd probably wait for him to call me.

 

Something I just learned...

When you're either leaving the house or going to sleep, and you close up a room that you don't want your cat to get into, make sure the cat is actually out of the room before you close it.

Though I'll admit that it's kind of funny to wake up after nine hours of sleep, open a door, and see your cat shoot out in a wide-eyed dead sprint for the litterbox.

 

Some things I'd do if I had Bill Gates money:
1. Build my own ball pit. Besides the wallowing factor, it was phenomenal fun to pelt a sibling unmercifully.

2. Have a game room complete with the orginal USA vs. Russia dome hockey game. Shit, I miss being 8 and going to Chucky Cheese, nee Showbiz.

3. Have a 20-square-foot shower with nozzles everywhere but the floor.

4. Buy the Royals and become the savior of Kansas City baseball.

5. Two chicks at the same time.

 

I'd put in an indoor ski slope, complete with a one-bedroom mountain lodge at the top. I'd also have a fountain that ran on beer or champagne.

 

Some times I fear that what I perceive as my waking life is really my dream life and that what I perceive as my dream life is really my waking life.

 

Some times I fear a hand is going to reach up out of the toilet and grab me.

 

Two stray cats fought on the deck last night, while I was watching TV with the fiancee.

Vicious fight, too. I scored the first round to the orange cat, but the last two to the white-gray cat, especially given that it fought from the ledge. Good balance.

 

Your fiancée was watching TV on the deck with two fighting cats?

 

well....thats where the fridge is! duh.

 

How was the orange cat in defense?