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Random Thoughts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Sep 22, 2006.

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  1. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I need a wife.

    Not in a sexual way, you perverts.

    I need someone who will cook for me, clean my apartment, do my laundry, hell, raise my kids one day. You know, a traditional wife. Because I am far from being a domestic goddess on my own.
     
    Cadet, Oct 25, 2006
    #685
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Head to Massachusetts or Vermont.
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 25, 2006
    #686
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I need some cookies. Luckily I know where not to go to get any of those.

    And to be honest, I think all food was meant to be cooked with fire. It just tastes better that way.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Oct 25, 2006
    #687
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    You're one smooth-talking bastard! I'll bet most ladies got wet just reading that!
     
    Bubbler, Oct 25, 2006
    #688
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Admit it; you wanna be her wife.
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 25, 2006
    #689
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Can you cook, Bubbler?
     
    Cadet, Oct 26, 2006
    #690
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I can cook a mean bratwurst-in-beer.
     
    Bubbler, Oct 26, 2006
    #691
  8. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    I can't get the song "Rich Girl" by Hall and Oates out of my head.....
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Oct 26, 2006
    #692
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I was thinking more along the lines of "Maneater."
     
    three_bags_full, Oct 26, 2006
    #693
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Random thought: Communication between the sexes REALLY needs to be improved.
     
    alleyallen, Oct 26, 2006
    #694
  11. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Class presentations: two days of listening to you talk about something you really care about, but in which I have ZERO interest.
     
    audreyld, Oct 26, 2006
    #695
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Were you in my class at work?
     
    alleyallen, Oct 26, 2006
    #696
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