Random Thoughts

Dooley, that girl in the fast food fashion pic in your sig is really cute. Who is it? Has a Kelly Bundy look about her.

 

Stay away from my daughter!

Have no idea who it is, but she did well earn the money some company paid her for that modeling session.

 

I burnt my tongue. Now I can't taste anything. Guess that yogurt won't be so bad this morning.

 

Someone needs to tell sportschick you're not supposed to lick the hot candle wax off the hot guy's chest.

 

While I was peeing, I turned the water on in the bathroom sink, and it made my stream weak all of a sudden. What's up with that?

 

I don't know, Duane, but after watching The Dreamers, when the brother pisses in the sink, I've been tempted to do so.

 

College officially became difficult for the first time this week.

 

Trying to choose between three girls? Or did they check ages of the girls at the club door?

 

Zing!

 

IJAG's on fire today!

 

you're a freak?

 

bus driver, that was the dog I wanted. I saw his picture and immediately said "We're fucking getting that dog next week." I don't know how it works but I'm really not happy about the situation and made that explicitly known when I called there today. You think they could have given it another week.