Really bad names

Barack Hussein

(I had to)

 

Awesome. Did he smell like ass/sock sweat?

 

In college I knew of an accounting professor whose name on the registration pamphlet was listed as Major Swindle.

 

Was watching an episode of The Price is Right many years ago. Dude with the last name Kill gets down to contestant's row and is wearing a college sweatshirt. Bob Barker asks him what he's studying, and he says he's going to be a doctor -- Dr. Kill. Left Bob speechless.

 

A cafeteria worker at the ballpark is named Champale. I have to stifle a laugh every time I see her name tag.

 

Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

 

I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.

 

I once had a sourpuss of a college English teacher named Sharon Buzzard.

 

I heard him paged at a stadium once!

 

He was also paged in Porky's

 

He's also a columnist for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

 

Lady from my mom's hometown; Ima Haug.